the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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