So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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