On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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