Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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