You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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