my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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