Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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