walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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