5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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