I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
