This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
