its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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