Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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