Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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