i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
NoShamevember. You game?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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