How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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