My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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