Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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