Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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