So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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