He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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