my soul wont recognize me after tonight
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I love how my cats smell like pot.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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