The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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