I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
