Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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