everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Is Oprah even human
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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