We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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