ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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