Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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