Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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