We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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