i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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