New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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