is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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