some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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