Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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