After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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