i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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