Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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