did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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