: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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