watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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