Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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