All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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