Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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