have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
