so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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