Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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