He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Is it penis luge time yet?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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