We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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