i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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